10 Things Every Woman Thinks When She’s Masturbating In Winter

The big taboo word- MASTURBATION! It’s like you ‘SIN‘ every time you say the word. Come on people, stop shying away from it. Why is it so freaking shocking when you talk about it?

What if I told you ‘Masturbation is healthy’ God dammit! Would you believe me? I guess NO, not yet, not so soon.

Well, let me tell you why you should masturbate? Take a look!

1. It makes you a HAPPIER person.

2. You become more COMFORTABLE with your body.

3. It can IMPROVE your sex life.

4. It helps you SLEEP.

5. It’s a great way to release SEXUAL TENSION.

Should I stop? Cause I can go on and on about the benefits of MASTURBATION! But let me stop and get to the topic. 

Here’s what every woman thinks when she’s masturbating in winter- Yeah, winter it is!

Great, I'm coming! Yuck, I'm sweating!

Great, I'm coming! Yuck, I'm sweating!
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Great! I'm soaked in sweat and I have to wash all my blankets because they're so damn sweaty! When is it going to be spring?

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